Here is Mix-and-Match Part 1!  My email is elijah@playthekeys.com.




Part 1
Once upon a time, a long, long, long, time ago, there lived a shoe, and a sock who had no owner to use them.  “Why do we never get used?!” the sock asked angrily.  “Well, we are trapped under this bed and no one will get us.” the shoe replied.  “Could we try to get out ourselves?”
“Well, then the dog would eat you...”
“Oh yeah...well-well then I’ll give him a piece of my mind!”
“...He doesn’t speak sock.”
“WHY DO YOU ALWAYS TRY TO RAIN ON MY PARADE?!”
“Fine-fine go get eaten if you want to.”
“Buh-bye then.”
The shoe sighed.  This sock has tried this so many times.  Then, as the shoe expected, the sock came running back yelling, “HE’S ANGRY AND WANTS TO EAT ME!”
“I told you it was a bad idea sock.” the shoe said to him.
“Yeah I knew that mister know-it-all!”
“Hey, calm down!  We have two main enemies.  The dog, and the washing machine.”