An Alien Allergy
Once upon a time, in a galaxy –
pretty close to here actually, there lived an alien named Gurgle. He lived with many other normal aliens, and
he was very normal too – except for one thing.
He was allergic to his own name.
He walked down the alien street,
and said, “Hey Shmurgle!”. Shmurgle
replied, “Yah, how you doing Gurgle?” “Oh why did you sa-“ Gurgle never got to finish. Gurgle’s allergic reaction started before he
could even blink. His left foot became
humongous. “Hey!” Gurgle said in a loud
tone. “Why did you do that? You know I’m allergic to my name.” Then Shmurgle replied, “Sorry! I just forgot. Now…how do we get your foot back to normal
Gurgl- I mean dude?” “Well, this wears
off in a few hours – unless my name is said again…”
Next, he went to the Alien Super
Market to grab some human carrots. Human
carrots were his favorite. There was
only one problem. He couldn’t fit! “Ahh my goodness! I will never fit!” He shouted. He tried to lug his foot into the store, but
he just wouldn’t fit. There was only one
thing to do. Wait until his foot went
back to normal. “This may be awhile.” He
whined.
And it was a while. But finally, his foot was back to
normal. “Yeah! I can get in now!” He said with a grin. As he stepped in, shoppers and storekeepers
alike both looked at Gurgle and said at the same time, “Hi Gurgle!”. Then one shopper named Murgle said, “Oh dear,
yo-“ . But Murgle couldn’t finish. Gurgle was ripped from the ground, his foot
growing bigger every millisecond! He
soon could see the curve of the earth as he was far up in the sky. “Ahhh!”
He screamed all the way. He
finally came to a stop. “How will my
foot ever get back to normal now?”
In the end, after weeks and weeks
of shrinking, his foot was back to normal.
Gurgle thought of a plan to prevent this from happening again. For now he would be called, Bugle, because it
was different from all of the other “-urgle” names. He was one of a kind, and he never had a foot problem again. “Bye Bugle!”